My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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