normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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