planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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