its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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