the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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You. Win. At. Life.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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