it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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