So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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