16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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