it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
The ass gains better be worth it
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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