Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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