Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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