I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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