yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
