S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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