shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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