Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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