this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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