you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize