she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We had to coat check the pizza.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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