did you get engaged???
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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