her vagine was all disorganized.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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