I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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