belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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