Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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