hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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