I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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