this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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