I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
sex in a hospital.. check
I was not drunk enough for that final.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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