Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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