yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You almost got us killed.
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