I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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