worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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