Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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