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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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