Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Congratulations! We have a period
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