the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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