I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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