I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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