we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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