hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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