i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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