it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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