I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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