Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
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Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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