dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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