I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I have aggressive nipples.
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