Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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