yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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