so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.