I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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