Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize