is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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