Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
