My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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