I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
