Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Are we still banned from the library?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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